Tangiers Blueberry Muffin Inspector - Unisex Hoodie edinburg This shirt is outrageous

This shirt is outrageous

White text below reads "I Want Super Powers

Arched distressed white serif text reads "I ATE AN" across the top

Arched golden-tan bold serif text reads "BARMAIDS" above a rubber hose style cartoon mascot of an anthropomorphic beer mug with a foamy top

Catching yourself quoting the one line designed to prove you're braindead is the most RoboCop thing possible

Tangiers Blueberry Muffin Inspector - Unisex Hoodie edinburg This shirt is outrageousCounting blueberries per muffin is not madness, it's the same discipline that keeps the skim running clean and the feds guessing. Ace turned pastry QA into a union job nobody applied for. Inspired by Casino. The Details: Golden yellow decorative serif text reads "TANGIERS" above curved text reading "HOTEL AND CASINO" arcing over an illustration of a blueberry muffin on a saucer, flanked by two small diamond shapes. Below, stacked sans serif text reads